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Too Many Abs - Songify the News #6

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The Gregory Brothers (Musical Group), songify the news, auto-tune the news, music, News (TV Genre), Song, funny, junkie einstein, Comedy, Parody, Satire (TV Genre), Aaron Schock (U.S. Congressperson), Van Jones (Organization Leader), John Green (Author), Hank Green (Musical Artist), Hillary Rodham Clinton (U.S. Congressperson), Waka Flocka Flame (Musical Artist), Ted Cruz (U.S. Congressperson), Sarah Palin (Politician), Donald Trump (Organization Leader)
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Description: As election season begins, the winds of change blow dozens of dusty candidates across the cornfields of Iowa so they can tell you why everything's terrible. Hank's Channel!!: http://youtube.com/vlogbrothersVlogbrothers songification!! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?vahQzTLqIAoAsong produced with Michael Onufrak - http://soundcloud.com/onufrakmthanks to Morgan King for photoshopping Waka Flocka's bands (err, i mean, just taking pictures of the album covers)(his stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?vvxR-oKkwJLI)find us on all your computers:http://facebook.com/gregorybrothershttp://twitter.com/gregorybrothershttp://vine.co/songifyhttp://instagram.com/gregorybrothershttp://shop.thegregorybrothers.com
Duration: 3 minutes and 36 seconds
Rating: 9/10 - Excellent
Definition: HD
Published: March 30, 2015
Uploader: schmoyoho


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schmoyoho • 2 years ago
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schmoyoho • 2 years ago
In a rare cross-species collaboration, gorillas and humans work together to deliver the news while Congress gets turnt up beyond all previously-known limits of turntitude. Nicholas Megalis' channel: http://youtube.com/nicholasmegalis Anna Borchard the Angry Lady Gorilla by: https://vine.co/BrittneyKelly Congressional chorus: Antonius Nazareth - http://youtube.com/AVbyte Vijay Nazareth - http://youtube.com/AVbyte Elizabeth Oldak - https://www.youtube.com/user/ElizabethOldak Casey McIntyre - http://twitter.com/CaseyRMcintyre Patrick Clair - http://splitpersonalitymic.tumblr.com JiJi Lee - http://splitpersonalitymic.tumblr.com & Christine Federman! song produced with Michael Onufrak - http://soundcloud.com/onufrakm vfx with Chris Ervine & http://alexmuffins.com mastered by Dan Millice - http://danmillice.com find us on all your computers: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers buy our stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com special thanks to our dentist for lending us his television set. he asked us to ask you: have you flossed today? Lyrics: Everybody wants to bang the president Bang the president It's fun For all the republicans Ebola, Obama Ebama, Obola Bang the president ISIS, Obama OBISIS, Isama Crimea, Obama Obea, Crimama Bang the president, it's easy Bang the president, make him squeal All of you want to go out and bang the president We have to be true, we have to be great We have to bang the president every day The, uh, you don't want it all in just one big bang, the, uh I would enjoy havin some bourbon with Mitch McConnel I don't know what his preferred drink is The president would like to know your preferred drink Bourbon, Bourbon whiskey is a distinctive product and is unlike other types of beverages Bourbon Bourbon whiskey I rise to take an active role in promoting bourbon Bourbon has recognition Bourbon has depth of flavor Bourbon has an American spirit Let's hear it for bourbon Bourbon whiskey The drink itself is named for Bourbon County, Kentucky Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ISIL's leader What set off rumors of Baghdadi's injury? It turns out it was a tweet, a tweet This tweet, this original tweet This tweet we've seen, this tweet could be The tweet that sparked everything The tweet that made us think he was dead Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi As a loaf of bread Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr al- But right now nothing has happened The machines, the machines have taken people away from reality some Americans don't know anytheeeng Anytheeeng They're lost in cyberspace Creating phony worlds in which they can escape Yeah, the machines and the humans in love forever Like you and me on TV bein angry together, ohhh I'll always be there for you when you've got some yellin to dooo Then people watch it on their machines, that good old fashioned tube Aren't the president and Eric Holder responsible for violence in Ferguson Yes, yes, yeah, yes, absolutely Yup, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes Wait, what about the homicide? Or the long history of institutional discriminatio-- Bang the president, it's fun I mean, it's fun! It's easy! I wanna pay tribute to the spirit of Kentucky Literally Bourbon whiskey [laughing] oh. Bourbon Bourbon whiskey It's fun, bang the president I love gettin hugs Bang the president It was a tweet The machines This tweet, this original tweet The machine This tweet, this original tweet Obama, Benghazi Benbama, Oghazi Bang the president Buy him dinner! Take him home! If you're both in the mood when you're alone Bourbon whiskey Better than Patrón Bourbon whiskey Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Abu Bakr, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi All the republicans Bang the President
schmoyoho • 2 years ago
The nation’s leaders discuss the impact of the Patriot Act, murder, and also catfish. FEATURING JONTRON- http://youtube.com/jontronshow FULL JONTRON SONG- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v G9DKoMSiDc4&feature youtu.be FEATURING NEV SCHULMAN: https://www.facebook.com/nevschulman twitter, IG, & snapchat - nevschulman FIND US ON ALL YOUR GLOWING SCREENS: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers snapchat - songifythis T SHIRTS: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Produced with Codeine Boy- https://soundcloud.com/codeine-boy & with MIchael Onufrak: https://youtube.com/michaelonufrak Music Assistant - Alexander Tso: http://youtube.com/sayitainttso Music Assistant - Daniel Bryant: http://youtube.com/danielson742 SOURCES: Hannity segment regarding equal pay & women in the workplace: http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/05/14/hannity-guest-gavin-mcinnes-women-earn-less-tha/203659 Mike Huckabee announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v 000uvNgzVrA John McCain on catfish inspection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v RGxLQX3OS1I Megyn Kelly / Jeb Bush on Iraq: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/05/10/exclusive-jeb-bush-says-hillary-clinton-would-have-backed-iraq-invasion/ Rand Paul on the Patriot Act: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v _z8UezIFN1A LYRICS ----------- you said that women are better suited in the home you would be much happier at home with a husband go home to a hunk is he for real ‘cause my brain is hurting women are pretending that they like working you know who else pretends that work is fun every single person since the world’s begun and dude don’t you know what the truth is having babies and getting paid aint mutually exclusive, no women earn less because they choose to that makes as much sense as a llama in a tutu did you travel here in a time machine i hate to tell you what’s gonna happen in 1919 i’m running for president, i’m running for president, i learned how to handle a gun and i never thought about murdering someone murdering someone well with an argument like that i’m sold finally a candidate that we can all like all the others tried to suffocate me last night in my bedroom Hillary Clinton said “MEET YOUR DOOM” I learned how to handle a fishing pole GREAT! so we could catch catfish, catch catfish we could catch catfish, catch catfish the USDA has spent 20 million dollars to set up the catfish office without inspecting a single catfish i’m not making that up oh-ohhhhhh what if a catfish ain’t really a catfish it’s just a girl pretending to be a catfish with a face like that who wouldn’t tap this you’ll be horrified to find out it’s daniel radcliffe i wouldn’t be horrified by that, not a single smidgen on the subject of Iraq, yup knowing what we know now yup would you have authorized the invasion yup, I would have nobody thought Hussein was a great guy but i thought it was a mistake even at the time Tom Brady, he’s handsome but i was asking about Medicaid expansion Tom Brady, he’s wealthy your obsession with him is getting a little unhealthy I think the punishment is too harsh are we still talking about Brady? Tom Brady This is getting too crazy Tom Brady I don’t think this interview is worth it To me those balls are perfect Tom Brady the Patriot Act allows the police to write their own warrants there is no probable cause they don’t have to be signed by a judge but the police don’t have any flaws if i’m gonna get arrested might as well break some laws hey don’t murder anyone in my squad welp, i guess he’s no Huckabee, and i won’t be voting for him this catfish here this catfish here so we could catch catfish this catfish here so we could catch Tom Brady yup he’s handsome shouldn’t you be a jets fan stay home with a husband i learned how to handle a gun and i never thought about murdering someone never even thought about it I never thought about murdering someone murdering someone
schmoyoho • 2 years ago
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schmoyoho • 2 years ago
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schmoyoho • 1 year ago
With only one last chance to convince the nation to jam harder than they’ve ever jammed before, Barack Obama drops his hottest fire yet at the 2016 State of the Union. Opiatic Songify the News Worm-Hole: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list PL736C3116AD309B58 Places to find us: https://www.youtube.com/schmoyoho https://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com song produced with Michael Onufrak - http://soundcloud.com/onufrakm & mastered by Dan Millice - http://www.danmillice.com/ Choreography and Dancers by Pearrie Hammie Dance Group - facebook.com/pearriehammiedance Dancers: Pearrie Hammie (@pearriehammie) and Taquan Gresham (youtube.com/taquangresham) additional music assistance from Daniel Bryant - http://youtube.com/danielson742 violin - CheHo Lam cello - Alexandra Jones LYRICS ---------------- We’ve got the strongest job growth since 1999 We produce more oil here for the first time For the first time, for the first time Get it, get it, like 1999 Get it, get it, like 1999 It has been and still is a hard time But tonight we get it like it’s 1999 If a kid from Tatooine can save the galaxy, you can too Your future will be brighter, there’s no limit to what we can do But here’s the big butt, here’s the big butt We’re not there yet, we all know that All the income gains flow to the top 1% So imma bring jobs back Get it, get it, like 1999 Get it, get it, like 1999 It has been and still is a hard time But tonight we get it like it’s 1999 If folks wanna pop off, pop off I wanna meet ‘em i’m not gonna be soft, be soft I’m gonna beat ‘em If folks wanna pop off, pop off I wanna meet ‘em i’m not gonna be soft, be soft I’m gonna beat ‘em But here’s the big butt, here’s the big butt, Here’s the butt, here’s the big butt Our economy is growing like 1999 The crime rate came down for the first time For the first time, for the first time Get it, get it, like 1999 Get it, get it, like 1999 It has been and still is a hard time But tonight we get it like it’s 1999
schmoyoho • 1 year ago
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